Having done extensive research of the Irish Civil War and its explosive antecedents, and written the first two chapters of a new novel titled The Thirteenth Apostle (which takes place mostly in Dublin, Ireland), I’m now raising funds that will enable me to live in that city for some months. I’m an American of Irish heritage and, like most such, do not have enough knowledge of Irish accents and usages in English to actually embody Irish fictional characters. Plainly said, I need to understand fully how they speak. It’s a goal all novelists must set for their work. If it’s clear to the reader that your characters don’t talk the way they should, you’ve failed.

So…please see my GoFundMe fundraiser, to learn more about this effort of mine. Through this and other, private, donations, we’re at 75 percent of the stated goal. In the meantime, here following are the first two chapters of The Thirteenth Apostle, both of which take place in San Francisco, where people speak in a way I can (uh, I hope) well express.

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Chapter 1

Robert Emmet stood motionless on his pedestal, in full delivery of a speech, his arms held down but opened, the very carrier of the oration, an insistent guide to it.

Keefy was amused, since this particular Robert Emmet was just a statue, erected just now in 1919 in Golden Gate Park. Emmet was in full possession of himself nonetheless, and the onlooking crowd knew the statue would serve the park well, just as Emmet himself had served the effort…one of the many disastrous ones…to free Ireland from the British. The statue showed a young, thin man, well-dressed in the manner of the early nineteenth century, gathering his thoughts and letting them soar through the courtroom, where he had just been sentenced to death.

“Look at ‘im, Keefy,” Tim said. The two young men stood toward the front of the gathered crowd, five or six hundred people, the day’s usual summer overcast causing everyone to keep their overcoats buttoned, their hats secured on their heads. Tim Kinsella and Keefy Mullen had attended high school at Saint Ignatius, which was close to the park. They had stood outside the school just this morning. (“The Shirts Factory,” as it had been known before the 1906 earthquake and fire thirteen years ago, having been built on the site of the old Standard Shirts company.) Much had happened to both since their years in school, especially the one year taken up by their time in The Great War, where they had been among the first U.S. Marines to be involved. Keefy had been wounded in the Bellau Wood. He had later wondered why he had not died there. Was he to be the very last survivor of The Great Famine, his birth eventually enabled by a smart-thinking Irishman, Geróid Mullen, twenty years old in 1851and nicknamed Jerry, who eventually became Keefy’s great-grandfather. Jerry had discerned the way Catholic Irish had been reduced to poverty and sodden death by the British for the last seven centuries, events helped along by The Great Hunger itself, which he had survived and for which the British had shown little concern. Jerry had been able to make his way to New York, signed on to help build the transnational railroad, finally ending up himself in San Francisco. Keefy was astonished by what he had learned of the deaths of the Irish from The Famine, about which his mother had told him and about which he had read.

One million.

Part of his right calf had been taken away in the Bellau Wood, leaving him with a limp. Tim Kinsella had come through unscathed physically, although he was no longer the kid that had been so revered at “The Shirts Factory” for his sense of humor, his grand ability for fun. Six months after the two Marines had come home from France, Keefy had found Tim on Market Street, deranged, filthy, and begging, despite his father’s owning a fine men’s clothing store near Union Square.

“Come on, Timmy.” Keefy helped him to his feet and escorted him to Saint Ignatius Church, where Father Gold, with whom as boys they had served Mass, agreed to help, along with Tim’s now guiltily affectionate father Ben Kinsella. Tim had often complained about his father’s indifference. But now Ben’s silences had softened with profound worry.

“You know, Keefy. I was in The Corps, too….”

Within days after they had returned to the United States, Ben Kinsella had asked his son about Bellau Wood, and the young man, in an enraged fury of speechless grief, had been unable to explain to Ben what had happened there. Later, alone with Keefy, Ben had asked him to explain the situation, and Keefy, with difficulty himself, had described the destruction of the Bellau Wood, shredded by the artillery fire and trench battle everywhere between the Germans and the Marines. More than a thousand Marines had been killed there during the three-week-long engagement, and nine thousand Americans—not all of them Marines—injured.

Keefy attempted describing what he had seen. “There were dead everywhere, Mr. Kinsella, Marines dead all around us.” There had been mud, screaming, bodies blown apart, burning trees, heads and legs taken away, the madness of blanketing small arms fire and outcries from the many, many wounded….

“What about Timmy?” Ben had asked.

“No wound. But I had to drag him away from there…once we could. He couldn’t walk. Or wouldn’t. I thought he’d lost his mind. He was terrified. Murderous. He wished to kill us all.”

“Timmy?”

“Yes, but please, Mr. Kinsella. Don’t condemn him for that. Please….” At this point, Keefy himself lowered his head between his opened hands and stifled what would have been a deep, sobbing breakdown. “He—”

“I won’t.” Ben reached out a hand and placed it on Keefy’s shaking left shoulder. “I wasn’t in Bellau Wood, Keefy. But I was an officer. I’ve seen….” He slumped. “The Philippine Insurrection. I’ve seen….” He shook his head. “1901. It was terrible.”

Within several months, they were able to bring Tim back to reasonable sanity, and now he was with Keefy, to attend the dedication of the Emmet statue.

Mayor Jim Phelan, who had financed the statue, now addressed the crowd. He spoke of Emmet’s bravery, of his devotion to the idea of an Irish nation, Emmett’s sense of himself in the face of his own death. “And this statue here,” Phelan said, “commemorates the famous speech Emmet gave in 1803 ‘at the docks,’ as our Irish brothers would say, during his trial for sedition. Addressing the English judge, he said this: ‘You, my lord, are a judge; I am the supposed culprit. I am a man, you are a man, also. By a revolution of power, we might change places, though we could never change characters. If I stand at the bar of this court, and dare not vindicate my character, how dare you calumniate it? Does the sentence of death, which your unhallowed policy inflicts on my body, condemn my tongue to silence?’”

A silence of its own from the audience was eventually interrupted by shouts and applause. Mayor Phelan pointed a finger into the distance, to the sky above.

“No. Please, my friends. Emmet said this to the judge as well: ‘There are men engaged in this conspiracy who are not only superior to me, but even to your own conceptions of yourself, my lord—men before the splendor of whose genius and virtues I should bow with respectful deference, and who would think themselves disgraced by shaking your blood-stained hands.’”

“Up Emmett!” Loud, heavily accented shouting came from the crowd. “Up the Republic!”

Keefy was whelmed over by Emmet’s words, especially given that Emmet, only twenty-five years old himself, had known that death was his future. They had hung him that same year. Like everyone else, Keefy had also been reading recently in the local papers about the Irish Volunteers and now the Irish Republican Brotherhood and these fellows Michael Collins and Éamon de Valera. He knew about the siege they had survived a couple years ago at the General Post Office in Dublin. And indeed, de Valera himself was now standing next to Jim Phelan on the podium. A very slim man (“The Long Fella”, they called him), bespectacled and the tallest on the podium, who appeared incapable of humor, he was in the United States raising money for Sinn Fein and the Irish Volunteers…and wasn’t one-third of the San Francisco population Irish and Catholic?

“Good on ‘im for bein’ here!” a man behind Keefy said, offering more noisy clapping.

Keefy looked toward Tim, who was unnerved by the crowd’s excitement. He knew Tim could not even contemplate what he himself was thinking of doing. Keefy had knowledge that could come in handy in Ireland. His experience of Bellau Wood had trained him and, despite the pain in his leg even now beckoning to him and muttering “Uh-uh, Keefy. Don’t get sucked in,” those times had seasoned him. He would try to speak with de Valera after the mayor’s speech. Keefy had little money. The IRA’s finances would have to carry on without his assistance. But he had something they needed over there.

Keefy Mullen understood weaponry.

Chapter 2

“Keefy. Please. Don’t!”

His mother Anna was weeping. She had worried terribly during Keefy’s time in the Marines, having implored him when he got home to just get a job, stay here in San Francisco, make something of himself.

But now, this…. Ireland!

“They’ll kill you over there, and what will I do without you?”

Keefy’s interest in the idea had been avid, but distant, like Ireland itself. He had a scattered background in the recent history of that country, gathered from the library and from the San Francisco newspapers. But while visiting the public library one day, he had run across a description in The Times of London of the Bachelors Walk massacre. In 1914, the Irish Volunteers had brought a shipment of German rifles ashore at Howth. The Volunteers, full of themselves, had then marched into Dublin with celebratory clatter, the rifles in hand. They had been greeted by the metropolitan police and a squadron from the King’s Own Scottish Borderers. Much heckling of the Scots from the Volunteers. Much “What are ya doin’ here, Ewan? Stuart, youse should be fightin’ with us, not against us!” and so on. Little came of it until the Scottish Borderers were confronted by a large crowd of unarmed Irish civilians. In response, the Scots killed four of them, and many others were wounded.

In the article, Keefy noted especially the remark of Éamon de Valera that “their army is an object of odium.”

Keefy’s father Nick had been with the San Francisco police, one of the many Irish Americans on the force. He was often made fun of by those cops who had actually been born in Ireland. “Your name’s Mullen and you speak that American, do ya?” And, of course, the San Francisco Italians, fellows with names like Gallo and Rizzo who also spoke a kind of English that the Irish Irish in North Beach made fun of. No Chinese or any of them on the force. No Mexicans. No Blacks. If there were anyone on the force to be looked down upon, it would therefore be the Micks looking down upon themselves.

But Nick Mullin himself was now gone, drowned in alcohol as well as in the waters of the bay, into which he had stumbled one night from a pier. It was because of that that Keefy himself stayed away from the drink, even as the Irish for some reason felt they had an obligation to show they could hold their liquor. They couldn’t, really, although they bragged that they had it all under control. Keefy knew they had long ago lost that control, maybe even on the day they had emerged from the womb. Irish men felt blessed by drink. Sure didn’t they gain their self-respect from it? Wasn’t it the drink that gave them whatever authority they had? Keefy had noticed all that among his father’s friends on the force. But he knew it was simple balderdash (the word itself being ironic in such a conversation. Keefy had read that it literally meant a loose mix of many different kinds of alcohol drinks, sloshed down into your gut all at once.) But Keefy knew that you can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear, as his father had so often said. So Keefy himself didn’t drink, except for the occasional touch on Christmas or Saint Paddy’s Day. For him, it was always just a touch. He had no plans to fall off a pier.

To his silence, Anna once more forced the question. “What will I do without you?” She had recovered from her husband’s death, having always been put off by his drinking. Keefy knew she had loved his father Nick. But she had stayed off the liquor herself because of what it had done to her own father and of course now to her husband. That her son had always sided with her was the basis for their close relationship. But this from Keefy now seemed to her a betrayal…or, if not that, at least a sign of foolishness. It was safe here in San Francisco. As far from the Irish imbroglio as it was possible to be, even despite the fact of so many born-in-Ireland Irishmen residing in this city.

You could at least remain alive in San Francisco.

Anna demanded that he remember who she was and what she was to him. But Keefy sensed more in his own Irishness than what was suggested by some sort of distant birthright. Didn’t the Americans love the Brits now? But that was due to the Americans having defeated them a hundred fifty years ago, forcing friendship upon them. The Atlantic Ocean stood between London and New York, and the English had understood how difficult it would be to retake that territory. If the revolution hadn’t brought the English to their senses, the War of 1812 surely had, even as they had occupied Washington D.C. for that brief moment.

But Keefy understood that Ireland was not separated from England by thousands of miles of life-taking seas. No, Ireland was just a step across the water. And the Irish themselves? As far as the Brits were concerned, they’re Catholic, aren’t they? Isn’t that enough to keep them in their place? Uneducated…another reason for their questionable humanity. Bare feet. Filth. They live in huts. They don’t know how to grow anything but spuds. Most of them speak a tongue-defiant language and few have any sophistication. They sing well and tell a good story, but what good is that?

To this description from Keefy of the British disdain, making compelling sense to his own wishes to help the Irish out, Anna simply wept.

He bought a one-way train ticket to New York City and on the day before his departure went to the cemetery at the Mission San Francisco de Asís. His father was there, and he wished to get his blessing. Having heard his father’s frequent railings against the English, he knew he would secure that blessing. Many Irish were buried there, and Keefy felt that the cemetery’s quiet and the pensive peace it offers could help his own worries about what he was going to do.

He found Nick Mullen’s marker, knelt down on one knee while placing his left palm on the top of the sculpted stone and crossing himself, and asked permission for what he was about to do. No permission came.

At the Emmett statue, Éamon de Valera had smiled when Keefy had introduced himself. “What’s that name, son?”

“It comes from my mother’s maiden name, sir…. O’Keefe.”

“From Cork, then.”

Keefy, not knowing, shrugged.

“Fermoy, maybe,” de Valera said.

They talked, and once Keefy had explained himself, de Valera cautioned him. “Ireland’s no lark, Keefy. You’ll be asked to stand up for yourself.” The fingers of de Valera’s right hand embraced his chin a moment, until they let it go in order to remove his eyeglasses. He took a handkerchief from his coat pocket and set about cleaning the glasses. “In ways that may get you…well….” He replaced the glasses.

“Killed,” Keefy said.

“Could be. Yes.”

“But there’s something I bring to the table, sir.”

“What’s that?”

“Have you ever heard of The Great War?”
De Valera’s smile was brief and stern. “Sure haven’t I.”

“I killed Krauts.” Keefy’s shoulders drooped. His head went back and forth, a saddened recollection. “Ordered to, of course.” He sighed.

“You’re proud of what you did?”

“You’ve heard of the United States Marine Corps, sir, yes?”

Startled, de Valera smiled, another unusual moment for him.

“That was then, sir…and didn’t the Krauts deserve it?”

“And this is, well—” De Valera fingered a button of his suit jacket, looking down at it. A sort of threatened self-assessment seemed to take him.

“Especially in Ireland, this is now,” Keefy said “It is, sir. Yes. It is.”

“Well, young man, I have only two pieces of advice for you.”

“Sir?”

“Watch out for my friend Mick Collins and his Irish Republican Army. And once you get there, take care you don’t run afoul of his bloody Twelve Apostles.”

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